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Thursday, July 17, 2008

One "100 Calorie Snack Pack" away from blowing it


The devil exists in my pantry. It comes in the form of sweet, sometimes salty, often chocolaty, and definitely unfulfillingly addictive delights.

The 100-Calorie Snack.

I would like to publically thank the Large Food Companies for totally ruining my diet. Because it's a lot like that old potato chip commercial...

"Betcha can't eat just ONE!"

If you were to look in my garbage can in my office you would see a sight. Empty foil wrappers and crumbs. Reminants of 200-300-400-1,000 calories down the drain.

It's a conspiracy.

I should just go back to buying large bags of C.hee.tos.

At least I wouldn't be contributing gazillions of foil wrappers into the massive un-ecofriendly trash dumps.

So much for portion control.